alex 💥

alex 💥

i fucking hate elf so much man

Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • Perfect Days
  • It's Such a Beautiful Day
  • Beetlejuice

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  • Compound Eyes of Tropical

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Scream

    ★★★★½

  • Bird

    ★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    an original storyline in sci fi is so refreshing to see

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★½

    billy and stu are total cornballs

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  • Elf

    Elf

    ½

    I FUCKING HATE ELF!!!!!!!! THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING TRASH. HONEST TO GOD I WOULD RATHER INGEST SHARDS OF GLASS THAN EVER WATCH THIS PIECE OF SHIT FILM EVER AGAIN. IT MAKES ME RECOIL IN PURE DISGUST. EVERY TIME I SEE WILL FERRELL'S FACE I GET SENT INTO A BLIND RAGE. I WOULD RATHER HAVE SEX WITH 5 KITTENS THAN HAVE TO SEE THIS FUCKING GAY ASS MOVIE EVER AGAIN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I HOPE THE ENTIRE CAST OF THIS MOVIE DIE IN A PLANE CRASH I FUCKING HATE ELF SO FUCKING MUCH

  • Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem

    Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem

    ★★★★★

    facts: xbox one is beast
    homework=boring
    daft punk=awesome