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  An American Werewolf in Paris 1997

  ★ Watched 20 Mar 2025 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I am harsh with Bong because I know he can do better. This movie had some incredibly fun moments that were ultimately overshadowed by a vague sense of aimlessness. About halfway through, I felt the movie really lost its momentum and was left with no clear direction.

  Lacking the finesse of Parasite and Memories of Murder, this felt very much like a regression to the clunky, heavy-handed metaphors of Snowpiercer. As much as I agree with his political stances, I…

Popular reviews

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  Vampires 1998

  ½ Watched 16 Mar 2025 1

  Possibly the dullest vampire movie I have ever watched. Every vampire kill was a boring drag into the sunlight. Every female character walked like a GTA NPC and was called a bitch at least once. The only saving grace was Jack's comedic obsession with every other character's dick.

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  Chinese Speaking Vampires 2021

  ★½ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  I don't really know what I expected.... I guess that WAS a movie about Chinese speaking vampires... There's really no other way to sum up the plot— they became vampires and started speaking Chinese.

  Impressively, this movie boasts the least compelling protagonist ever put to screen. I didn't love him, I didn't hate him, I just couldn't bring myself to care about a single thing that happened to this man. His delivery was so odd and unnatural, it felt like…