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Chinese Speaking Vampires 2021
I was pretty surprised by this. Admittedly the bar was on the floor, but it was not bad in the ways that I thought it would be
The budget was,,,low. The acting was perhaps below average. Every scene was a bit too long and they clearly only had access to about 3 filming locations. At one point I questioned who the random guy was in a fight scene before realising it was the utterly forgettable main character. He was pretty…
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Renfield 2023
This movie thinks it's so funny, it's really not
Nicholas hoults inner monologue should've been scrapped, the whole police/mob plot line should've been scrapped, awkwafina shouldve been scrapped (no offense to her but she represents the downfall of an American movie), the soundtrack should've been scrapped, the "action" scenes should've been scrapped, and the self aware comedy should've been scrapped.
What I'm basically saying is I want Nicolas Cage Dracula, and nothing else.
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Uglies 2024
This movie was absolutely diabolical. 5 stars.
I wish I had a witty one liner that could fully express my feelings about this film, but this movie transcends words. I genuinely cannot think of the last time I enjoyed or laughed at a film this much. People need to see this movie for it's true potential, as one of the best bad movies out there right now. I can't wait for the next installment, it's like Divergent X The Lorax…
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Vampires 1998
I had the absolute misfortune of watching this today and my god was it painful
This movie, and I suspect the director also, hates women. There was genuinely no positive depiction of a female character anywhere. Katrina was abused by not only the other characters but the film itself. There was absolutely no reason for her to be naked or tied to a bed at anypoint in this, and I felt uncomfortable in all of her scenes. She spends the…
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