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Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024
I don’t appreciate that this was so fun and I am offended that I enjoyed it.
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Beauty and the Beast 2017
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
My notes in no particular order:
1. Belle's ball gown in this movie looks like a costume version of the original animated dress that you can buy for kids at Toys R Us.
2. While some kids' shows like Steven Universe have openly lesbian couples (as main characters and heroes), b&b2017 thinks making a random side character act like a stereotypical femme gay is deserving of an LGBT crown or something. Also they have a split second scene of him…
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Loving the Bad Man 2012
One of the most offensive and shitty Christploitation movies I've ever seen. I watched this with a friend as a joke and we were both just pissed off by 20 minutes in. It also stars Alec Baldwin's loser brother Stephen.
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