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Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  “sauces are the litmus test of civilization” sooooo true bestie

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  jfc - i don’t know what i expected from a february release but the only redeeming quality of this movie was getting to squeeze the thigh of the regulation hottie i went with

Popular reviews

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  The Last Showgirl 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  ugh it’s the a24-ification of cinema to
  me; complete with panoramic wide shots of main character in desolate locale, VO over women crying, and lush, textured montages backed by miley cyrus vocals. all in all, kind of bored. 

  love that we’re committed to creating space for resurgences of careers, just wish it would always yield demi-level results :/

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  godawful songs that never drove the plot forward / would be better as a straight drama.

  here for the representation & selena saying her “pussy hurts thinking of you”

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