aliteralpoop

aliteralpoop

Favorite films

  • There Will Be Blood
  • Showgirls
  • Clue
  • Scream

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★½

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★

  • BlackBerry

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    “sauces are the litmus test of civilization” sooooo true bestie

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★½

    jfc - i don’t know what i expected from a february release but the only redeeming quality of this movie was getting to squeeze the thigh of the regulation hottie i went with

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  • The Last Showgirl

    The Last Showgirl

    ★★★

    ugh it’s the a24-ification of cinema to
    me; complete with panoramic wide shots of main character in desolate locale, VO over women crying, and lush, textured montages backed by miley cyrus vocals. all in all, kind of bored. 

    love that we’re committed to creating space for resurgences of careers, just wish it would always yield demi-level results :/

  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ½

    godawful songs that never drove the plot forward / would be better as a straight drama.

    here for the representation & selena saying her “pussy hurts thinking of you”

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