“sauces are the litmus test of civilization” sooooo true bestie
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The Monkey 2025
jfc - i don’t know what i expected from a february release but the only redeeming quality of this movie was getting to squeeze the thigh of the regulation hottie i went with
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The Last Showgirl 2024
ugh it’s the a24-ification of cinema to
me; complete with panoramic wide shots of main character in desolate locale, VO over women crying, and lush, textured montages backed by miley cyrus vocals. all in all, kind of bored.love that we’re committed to creating space for resurgences of careers, just wish it would always yield demi-level results :/
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Emilia Pérez 2024
godawful songs that never drove the plot forward / would be better as a straight drama.
here for the representation & selena saying her “pussy hurts thinking of you”
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