alkaline_ice

alkaline_ice

Favorite films

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies
  • Evil Dead II
  • Departures

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  • Clickbait: Unfollowed

    ★★★½

  • Double Down

  • Teeth

    ★★★

  • Teenage Vampire

    ★★½

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  • Clickbait: Unfollowed

    Clickbait: Unfollowed

    ★★★½

    I was fully prepared to dislike this movie.

    The intro to it is kind of mid. However, all the setup to develop the characters helps setup the reason why the rest of the movie is actually pretty fun. You can feel the lower budget in the movie, but that also stands out as part of its charm. They made the gore they could get work for it. They made good use out of cheaper props. I was glad the obvious…

  • Double Down

    Double Down

    At 19:50 we get graced with Niel Breen's taint. We do not deserve this, but we should be gracious it was gifted to us.

    This movie definitely underflows the scale of movies, becoming so bad that it loops back to being good. This is the type of movie you should not stay silent for. Get friends, get some drinks, have some laughs. This was my first foray into the BCU and it didn't disappoint.

    What's absolutely amazing is that even though this movie is unapologetically bad, it's -STILL- better than so many movies on technical levels, not just on fun factor.

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  • Hybrid

    Hybrid

    ★½

    So, this movie sucks.

    But, man oh man, is it kind of a good bad.

    At least, when you're watching the movie. The acting of the main characters is... okay. The acting of the side characters is atrocious, but the type that tickles you nicely. It's just too bad so much of the movie is just stock footage of wolves being wolves.

  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    ★★½

    This movie continues the series downhill trend of weird improvements that somehow don't make the movie as fun. But there are some interesting character developments at least for some of the side characters. Jasper's character feels totally different from the first movie. I don't think it's -better- than being weird and quiet and mostly sidelined, but it's definitely a little more cringe worthy.