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Recent reviews

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  Locked 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Thank you to the Director for letting us see skaaarrsskaaggrrd abs and also for that scene of skaarrssggArddd sensually licking a sunroof,
  That was 10/10 tongue acting

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  Doubt 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Meryl Streep vs Frosty the Snowman

  Meryl Streep vs ballpoint pens

  
  Also it’s seriously criminal  that Meryl lost the Oscar for this role to literally any of the other nominees that year

Popular reviews

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  Michael Clayton 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  It’s always meant so much to me that Michael Clayton is a Virgo

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  The Rule of Jenny Pen 2024

  ★★★ Watched 20 Oct 2024

  Didn’t seem like anyone thought this all the way through but 3 stars because we just won’t have that many more opportunities to watch John Lithgow act like a weird little psycho