allison

allison

i’ve got a 10 inch penis
use your mouth if you wanna clean it

Favorite films

  • Reservoir Dogs
  • South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
  • Apocalypse Now
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

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  • Wicked

    ★★

  • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

    ★★★★

  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    ★★★★½

  • Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar

    ★★★½

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★

    the beginning was so promising and the end was really good unfortunately the middle just flopped for me i fear… “look at her ridiculous hat” are you not all wearing ridiculous hats?? like be serious. i’m not stupid i know the commentary this just didn’t hit for me i fear. also glinda def voted for trump unfortunately i hate to say it but she did. also why was boq in the cuck chair 😭 what are we doing here. defying gravity hit cynthia is so talented wow chills…

    sorry if this gives me haters but i stand by my truth

  • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

    Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

    ★★★★

    WATCHED WITH #MYMAN… NUTS SALTY NUTS!!!! also jerry springer cincinnati mayor reference!!!! how does mike meyers eat up three roles at once like a man of many hats fr… OH BEHAVEEEE

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  • Highway

    Highway

    ★★★½

    jared leto jumpscare BUT pilot made the movie he is so sweet i love him

  • Monster High: Ghouls Rule

    Monster High: Ghouls Rule

    ★★★½

    PETER, i need 10 bad bitches and i need them all to be emo

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