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  • Do Revenge
  • The Perils of Pauline
  • Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair
  • Dick

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  • One of Them Days

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  • It Ends with Us

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  • The Union

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  • Caligula

    Caligula

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    I want to begin this review with the following quotations:

    Pornography: (noun) printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate erotic rather than aesthetic or emotional feelings.

    -Google definitions

    "Caligula" is sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. If it is not the worst film I have ever seen, that makes it all the more shameful: People with talent allowed themselves to participate in this travesty. Disgusted and unspeakably depressed, I…

  • The Perils of Pauline

    The Perils of Pauline

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    Incredible. Delightful. Hilarious. Watched this on whim after browsing random lists on Letterboxd. Blown away at how multi-faceted and well-aged this is. As close to perfection as it reaches, it unfortunately allows itself to descend into murky, unearned, and unconvincing romance for its shallow conclusion. A ludicrous ending given its main strengths lie in the magnetic performance and all-consuming screen presence of its lead: Betty Hutton.

    Oh, if only people knew how this business has grown.

    –Pearl White

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  • It Ends with Us

    It Ends with Us

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    WifeWatchℒ️ on an airplane~

  • My All American

    My All American

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    Love how God coulda just been like whoosh πŸͺ„ no more cancer🌈 but instead is like πŸ€” hm yes, play ball game🏈 lmao good shit

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  • The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star

    The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star

    I swear to God if they don't introduce a fourth Vanessa Hudgens in this one I'm going to burn down my local Target

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    Gidget

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    Was going to give it a 2.5 star, but then her dad said, "Do you think this is what the young man of today wants!?" While shaking a raw lamb leg in her face. Iconic.