Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Miss Congeniality 2000

  Watched 24 Feb 2025

  Pneumonia @ the beach vibes

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  Grey Gardens 2009

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  4.5 stars because i just loved the damn thing. These women are an eternal mystery and a joy and tragedy. And Drew Barrymore is a fucking capital-A Actress (jessica lange too but she gets a lot of cred)

Popular reviews

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  Play It as It Lays 1972

  ★½ Watched 02 Jan 2024

  Did not finish, did not like. Honestly annoyed I even tried to watch this bc I loved the book and now it left a bad taste in my mouth. Dont make the same mistake I did

  The same nihilism that was charged and inventively told in the book was bored and completely disorienting in the movie, w flimsy characters and zero insight into them or their surroundings. Filed under “essentially unwatchable”

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  Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

  ½ Watched 17 Aug 2023

  Reviewing 30 min in to say that this is, and I cannot stress this enough, the worst movie I’ve ever seen ! The fact that an apparent *hospital mass shooting* was used as a *silly meet cute for them to get thrust on top of each other in a janitor’s closet* is frankly horrifying and inexcusable ! The “agro-business mofos” of it all ! The throwaway “writer in Paris” and “yuck my yum” of it all ! The fakeness of…