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Recent reviews

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  Locked 2025

  ★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Mega horrible crippling aids

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  Almost Famous 2000

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  What a cool guy

Popular reviews

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ½ Watched 07 Jan 2023 1

  T r a s h.

  Horrible. This movie just doesn’t work. 

  a.) this movie is supposed to be a horror/thriller… I have to admit the first jump scare got me, but only because I was inches away from REM sleep. The only true emotion I experienced from this movie was lucid joy when the credits started rolling. 

  b.) they just mushed a bunch of random shit together and there were so many holes. Why did we not get a reason…

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  Under the Skin 2013

  ½ Watched 22 May 2020 3

  Imagine getting beat to death with a flyswatter for an hour and 48 minutes. Really imagine what that would feel like. Got it in your head? Good.

  That’s what it felt like to watch this movie. 

  I lost exactly 4,753 brain cells. Thanks a lot.