alyssa 🖤

alyssa 🖤

yea i know i rate everything really high, even stuff that’s objectively bad.  TO YOU it’s objectively bad TO YOU

Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Possession
  • SLC Punk
  • Creep 2

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  • Holy Mother

    ★★★½

  • Wicked

    ★★½

  • Black Christmas

    ★★★★½

  • Viy

    ★★★½

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  • Holy Mother

    Holy Mother

    ★★★½

    DELICIOUSLY camp!  goofiest gore I’ve ever seen with a deep and clearly heartfelt soul to it!  and the audition reference made me point at the screen like leo.  i liked when she ripped that guy’s penis off with her bare hands.  trans women should be allowed to do anything forever.  this movie was made for ME!

  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★½

    i can’t get past the back lighting i’m sorryyyyyy.  also pacing was.  not good

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  • Sharp Objects

    Sharp Objects

    ★★★★★

    i really want to give this a serious and in depth review because this is one of the best pieces of art i’ve ever watched but my brain is fried so i’m gonna just leave it at
    adora: gaslight
    amma: gatekeep 
    camille: girlboss

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★★

    jane shoenbrun email me please jane shoenbrun can i be in one of your movies jane shoenbrun i’m free on thursdays