Ashley Cotto

Ashley Cotto

thunder thighs and unsolicited opinions.

Favorite films

  • Beetlejuice
  • Gilda
  • Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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  • What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

    ★★★★½

  • A Streetcar Named Desire

    ★★★★

  • Babes

    ★★½

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★½

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  • What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

    What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

    ★★★★½

    this whole movie gives me deja vu cause i feel like ive seen it before, but i never have. 

    again, the quick slip into insanity - my favorite genre

  • A Streetcar Named Desire

    A Streetcar Named Desire

    ★★★★

    STELLAAAAAAAAAAAA - i get it now. i get the brando hype. 

    honestly, if i wanted to watch another angry drunk man fight with women and hate his wife’s sisters, i’d unrepress my childhood. honestly, tho…blanche’s racist ass…i don’t blame him. 

    i had to read this play back in high school and never really got around to the movie. it’s pretty good, but quite slow, like most other tennessee williams pieces. 

    i mean, post civil war drama of losing your home, the…

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    i am going to need a 3X speed video of the sfx artists doing bill skarsgard’s nosferatu beat RIGHT NOW. THAT WAS FANTASTIC ARTISTRY. this is the stuff that makes me want to create

    that man has come a long damn way from hemlock grove. this might be one of the few times i’ve been genuinely scared by him. he’s fantastic. 

    and someone please give lily rose depp an award NOW. truly i underestimated her (and i think rightfully so) as…

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    ★★★★★

    🗣️LIFE IS ALRIGHT IN AMERICA🗣️
    if you’re all white in America! 

    real. still real. an amazing movie. it’s the first movie i remember watching, seeing someone that looked like me on a screen and feeling seen.