Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Zoolander 2001

  ★★★★ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  hansel… he’s so hot right now

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  Waiting... 2005

  ★★★★ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  I have such vivid memories of the scene where the cook is describing all the different ways you can show your dick and balls to your coworkers in “the game” hahahahaha 

  this movie is so cancel-able but it’s so fucking funny

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jul 2024

  oz perkins knows how to create dread and anxiety for sure!!! amazing use of natural lighting and negative space, i feel like i was constantly looking off screen for something to catch my eye. nic cage is fucking flawless in this, like just truly hands down perfectly off his rocker. i wish my theater laughed less can you tell i hate laughter during horror films lol my one note is i wanted to be scared more :(

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Oct 2024

  the sound design on this gave me a major headache and i will say this movie is NOT for people with misophonia!!!!!!

  this movie is exactly what it’s like to be a woman with low self-worth, the scene where elisabeth is trying to get ready for a date but keeps going back to the bathroom mirror and fixing herself every time she sees a picture of sue was so heartbreakingly relateable i started to cry. the true horror is feeling…

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