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The Haunted World of El Superbeasto 2009
Guys I don't think Rob Zombie actually understands what a joke is, which is more horrifying than anything in House of a Million Ways to Die in the House because it means Rob Zombie's entire career has been *fully unironic*. This mf has just been Zach Snydering it the whole time?? What do I even do with this information?
Genuinely worst movie I've ever seen. It's trying to be a comedy but it's not funny. It's trying to mimic Ren…
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Green Book 2018
This was actually a pretty good movie, I don't know what everybody's upset about.
Look, every so often white people need a corny movie about two racists of different races learning to like each other. Everybody's racist to some extent, and it's easy to get complacent about it and feel like -4 racist points is still racist so why bother when I can put that into like -4 dexterity or something I don't know how it works look the point…
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Porky's 1981
Inspired by a true story, this is the heart-wrenching tale of a young man willing to sacrifice everything to stand up to a fat and demand justice. Along the ways, his friends break a few eggs, solve antisemitism, and make the first Michael Hunt joke back in the '50s! Kim Cattrall is hot in this
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Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog 2008
The problem with society is you'd all like to watch Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog more than Harriet Tubman's Sing-Along Blog, and it shows. Superheroes like Dr. Horrible are a cancer to the brain.
The songs are great and really catchy. I think A Man's Gotta Do plays in my head at least once a month, if not more. Toilet's clogged? I look towards the plunger with sad determination. "A man's gotta do... what a man's gotta do. Don't flush the…
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