Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Oh. Oh no no no

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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  So god damn obvious it was filmed in Toronto but it really didn’t bug me. Sat in the same booth as Jeremy Strong at the Golden Diner and isn’t that speshal?

  The movie shockingly circumvents the overdone (thanks to SNL and late night) “Trump bad” take, for a much more partisan (as partisan as you can be when you have a conscience) and honest origin story of a slovenly supervillain. Sebastian Stan slaps, Jeremy Strong deserved the Oscar.

Popular reviews

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  Carry-On 2024

  ★ Watched 15 Dec 2024

  Comparing this to Die Hard is like comparing “Ernest Goes to Africa” to “Citizen Kane”

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ½ Watched 26 Jun 2022

  Dear god this was one of the worst horror films I’ve ever seen. Sharknado had a more concise plot and on par acting.

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