Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Inception 2010

  ★★ Rewatched 07 Mar 2025

  Shut the fuck up past me. This film sucks a man's shit from his cock.

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  The return of the Dad-flick.

Popular reviews

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  Tear Along the Dotted Line 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Nov 2021

  ‘In the end, I might tell Peter “Hey, Pete. I don’t know if this is still a battle or if it’s over now, and if we discovered that we can live with these jagged shapes, accepting we’ll never play on the same team as the peaceful, successful people. But we can still sit by the fire and remind ourselves that in the end, any piece of paper can keep you warm. Sometimes that fire is enough. And other times, it…

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  Clerks 1994

  ★½ Watched 03 Nov 2022

  I get that it’s the point but the main guys sooo fucking whiny like holy shit shut the fuck up