Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  contextual desire but only when my husband is wearing a turtle neck, fuck off glasses and out-spying pierce brosnan

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Darcy looked like a potato

Popular reviews

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  Burn After Reading 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  Brad Pitt being a silly billy ❤️

  (Film #20 with Brankle)

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  It's Ryan Gosling's ken-dom and we are just living in it

  Other review contenders me and my flatmate brainstormed:
  - ken as hard as you ken
  - ken on my tits
  - he kenned too close to the sun
  - catch me if you ken
  - he's serving kent

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