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Favorite films

  • The Cranes Are Flying
  • Hard Boiled
  • Reflections of Evil
  • Female Trouble

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  • The Fortune Cookie

    ★★★★

  • Eternity's Pillar

  • Mean Guns

    ★★★★

  • The Man from Earth

    ★★½

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  • The Fortune Cookie

    The Fortune Cookie

    ★★★★

    Absolute god tier performance from Walter Matthau. Can’t believe he almost died while making this movie! Relentlessly funny.

  • Eternity's Pillar

    Eternity's Pillar

    Watched all four parts with bae and Jeris while putting together a complicated IKEA dresser. What a TRIP! During each intro / outro Dave exclaimed “ahhh Ms Turiya is beaming in again!”

    Imagine waking up on the couch in the middle of the night on cold medication, you flip on the cable, and Alice Coltrane is jamming in your celestial living room 🫨

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  • Trap

    Trap

    ★★★★★

    A very happy Trap Thursday! It’s Trap Summer in the city and traffic is nonexistent westbound on Front St.

    Did you know there’s a tunnel under the neighbour’s backyard?

    When Lady Raven assembled The Flock in that scene, this became an instant 5 star I shit you not. Law enforcement could never. Let’s go Saleka!

    M. Night Shyamalan just directed this with so much adoration for young women, our obsessions, our cunning ways, and our phones (as Raven pointed out,…

  • Pink Flamingos

    Pink Flamingos

    ★★★★★

    The big comfy couch ejecting Connie and then the flapping gag is so rotten I love this horror movie 😭 only gods survive!

    Julie Bot and Weird Alice kicked off the festivities with a balanced breakfast and a filtharama tribute to the Pope of Trash respectively. We are so lucky to have the Paradise!