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I normally don't post reviews of movies I've watched in the past, but I feel compelled today. This will also serve as evidence of a rather controversial view I hold.
I don't like Schindler's List.
(Massive spoilers ahead.)
Winner of seven Oscars and countless other awards, Steven Spielberg's 1993 film is considered the gold standard by which all other Holocaust films are judged. I'd argue there are better ones. (Skip to the end if you just want my #1 recommendation.)…
Hey, anybody remember these guys?
www.tiktok.com/@huggyattack/video/7396552728887037227
That's basically the new film "Novocaine" starring Jack Quaid, only...bland. Bland bland bland. This review is going to be equally bland. If you take out your cell phone and start playing Solitaire while reading this review, I won't blame you at all because I did the same thing in the theater while watching "Novocaine."
Quaid plays Nathan Caine, who was born with a genetic defect which prevents him from feeling pain. He lives a…
This is a review of the new Yorgos Lanthimos film, "Kinds of Kindness." However, I'm going to pivot to the comparison/sub-review first.
In 1994, director Terry Zwigoff made "Crumb," an incredibly insightful bio-documentary about cult cartoonist Robert Crumb. In one revealing sequence in the film, Crumb talks about the creative process behind one particularly perverse comic he drew. He mentions how he did not know where the inspiration was coming from, where the story in the comic was going, or…
Ahhh, Nicolas Cage...what is left to say about him? Do crazy people know they're crazy? Are some crazy people able to leverage their insanity into a paying career? What percentage of Oscar winners are certifiable? Or does Cage simply know his instrument and choose crazy scripts accordingly?
In "The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent," Cage plays a version of himself who, according to his soon-to-be-ex-wife, needs to get his shit together. After losing out on a coveted role in an…