Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  CAN WE PLEASE LEAVE THIS GENRE BEHIND!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!! WE GET IT! EVERY DAY IS A LIVING NIGHTMARE!!! STOP REMINDING US! Anyways It’s shaping up to be a brutal year to be a regular moviegoer. Every single 2025 movie so far has the production quality and depth of a Hulu original miniseries - Dina Simone Oscar for best original song when tho

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  Labyrinth 1986

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Jim Henson probably the best user of free will documented in the human experience

Popular reviews

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  The Fault in Our Stars 2014

  ★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025 7

  Takes a Herculean amount of emotional regulation to get through this movie with how much it requires of you in terms of both being unbearably cringe (to the point of being borderline unwatchable) and somehow still emotionally affective? “It’s a metaphor,” headass…….they should make you watch this in court mandated anger management

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025 2

  So incredibly awesome. Really I can’t overstate how awesome this is. It’s like a Dave and Busters game as a movie except for like four randomly adorable and lowkey super hot scenes between these two gorge freaks

  also isn’t a “private contract assassin” just a hitman? Also how did they have WiFi in the gorge. Also DQ made a great point of how the HELL did they have a Yeah Yeah Yeahs vinyl in the gorge. 

  Also not to keep quoting SNL skits in these reviews but miles tellers character is LITERALLY this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0xZ52mG1yIo