Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Other People's Children 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2023

  french people: [sad, hot, on holiday]

  me: that’s cinema

Recent reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  Gandalf shoulda hooped he tall as hell

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  The Room Next Door 2024

  ★★½ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  Mid century modern house, glass of wine, handful of painkillers, buster keaton on DVD… life sure is sweet

Popular reviews

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  Night Swim 2024

  ★★ Watched 05 Jan 2024

  steroid shrek thinks he owns the damn pool

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  Elvis 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Jun 2022

  tom hanks should go to prison for this