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  The Straight Story 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  would be called the gay story if it was released nowadays. you know, cuz of woke. thank goodness elon made comedy legal again so i could drop zingers like that without being cancelled. i have an iq of 14 and my children hate me.

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  Inland Empire 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  the rabbits were cool. i just finished watching it like 10 minutes ago and couldn’t tell you what it’s about. sorry in advance if this “review” is on the longer side, but i gotta talk about what i just watched. it’s more for me than anything. 

  there was no one better at tapping into the subconscious and capturing it on film than david lynch. this, more so than any of his works that i’ve seen, truly feels like a nightmare.…

Popular reviews

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  Hard Eight 1996

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Jun 2023

  if they spent all of their time at the cash machine and stayed away from craps, none of this mess would have happened.

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  Suspiria 1977

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Oct 2024

  incredible sound design and an undeniably very pretty movie. the dubbing kinda took me out of it a bit at times. kick ass movie tho.

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