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Through a Glass Darkly 1961
every bergman film feels like he’s grabbing me by the head and violently shaking it around while calling me a pathetic little boy for 90 minutes. this is entirely self-inflicted. i know what i’m getting into when i turn on one of his films. yet, here i am.
you want me to sit here and rave about how profound it is and praise the technical aspects of it? yes, it’s incredible and deeply profound (some would argue too profound and…
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The Straight Story 1999
would be called the gay story if it was released nowadays. you know, cuz of woke. thank goodness elon made comedy legal again so i could drop zingers like that without being cancelled. i have an iq of 14 and my children hate me.
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Hard Eight 1996
if they spent all of their time at the cash machine and stayed away from craps, none of this mess would have happened.
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