Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 30 Dec 2024

  The world isn't saved by one person; it's saved by all who have the courage to do their part.

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  The Amazing Spider-Man 2012

  ½ Watched 24 Jul 2024 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Recent reviews

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  The Mummy 1999

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  The real plague on Egypt was all the fucking white people.

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  Across the Universe 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  This movie is beautiful yet frustrating, intentional yet messy, and it wears its giant strawberry-shaped heart on its sleeve.

  So obviously I loved it.

Popular reviews

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  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Nov 2023 2

  an absurdist masterpiece masquerading as mainstream children's entertainment and an all-time comedy classic

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★½ Watched 31 Dec 2022

  I took an edible during the previews so let's just say I vibed pretty hard with The James Cameron Greatest Hits Collection.

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  Edit: After a few days' reflection, I decided I can't just drop my one-liner and leave it at that, so in no particular order here are some other thoughts I had about The Waves of Water.

  1) There is a clear formula to these movies now, and my guess for the third one is instead of running…