Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Twin Peaks: The Return 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Nov 2024

  David Lynch saved/ruined my life

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  Titanic 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Nov 2024

  Fall in love, make out in cars, party with Irish people, look up at the Statue of Liberty for what it’s actually meant for, live a long life that matters to the people closest to you, find beauty in the banal. You will be dead one day, so cut shit.

Popular reviews

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  Maestro 2023

  Watched 20 Dec 2023

  Surprised this didn’t have the Pornhub logo in front of it since it’s two hours of Bradley Cooper jerking off

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  The Shining: Forwards and Backwards 2011

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Jan 2023 1

  I’ve always wondered what the word “murder” meant. Turns out it’s just “redrum” spelled backwards.