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Babylon 2022
If La La Land was Damien Chazelle’s musical love letter to Hollywood, then Babylon is his coke-fueled-stream-of-consciousness-On-The-Road-Jack-Kerouac-no-line-breaks love letter to movies in general. This thing is unhinged on every level and reviewing it would sound like SNL’s Stefon describing the hottest new club in town. It wanders, it wallows, and it revels in self-grandeur for more than three hours—but it also manages to be one of the most entertaining movies of the year. It loves moviemaking more than The Fabelmans,…
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The Florida Project 2017
Tonight, I watched The Florida Project with my Mom. I looked through my watchlist, read the description to her, and she immediately replied “let's put it on, it sounds interesting.”
Growing up, she always brought me to the local cinema, and she continues to love everything about movies to this day—foreign/domestic, indie/studio, new/old, it doesn't matter. Part of our annual ritual at Christmas was to duck out of the family festivities in the late morning, and go off to a…
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Black Bag 2025
Black Bag feels like a horny John le Carré novel* in the best way possible. It’s a fun, smart, sexy spy thriller that spends more time talking around a table than shooting bad guys with silencers. Coming in at a tight 94 minutes, it looks great and sounds even better.
What more could you want during a night out at the pictures?
* Tinker, Traitor, Lover, Liar or The Spy Who Came in Too Hard
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Mystic Pizza 1988
Now my number one example of: the don’t make ‘em like they used to. It’s a simple and perfect story driven by solid acting and star power. I now understand why everyone in The Player kept demanding they get Julia Roberts for the role.
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