Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  “Flow” actually refers to the 15 cumulative minutes of this movie I spent crying while my cats were sitting on and/or next to me 😭😭😭 I love them so much

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Fell short of expectations but still pretty good

Popular reviews

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  Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings 2021

  ★★½ Watched 14 May 2022

  Hoooooly shit the CGI in this is bad. Super low-rent for how much money they make off of these movies

  Loved Tony and Michelle in this (and Ben Kingsley! what a fun treat) but it is totally doing a disservice to your leads (who are all, generously estimating, about 10% as good as any of those actors) to try to make them keep up with the former three (Simu Liu, in particular, is impressively bad, giving us absolutely nothing the…

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  The Last Duel 2021

  ★★½ Watched 13 Oct 2021

  Making a movie about systemic misogyny co-written by and costarring Matt Damon and Ben Affleck is a real Joker’s Trick

  Driver and Comer are both pretty good but the tone of all the performances are pretty wildly different even within the individual chapters of the movie (like Affleck’s GOT porn parody pastiche starts out funny and quickly gets annoying, he’s in a completely different movie from the other characters). Way too long. A lot of the anachronisms/direct nods to modern…