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  Hagazussa 2017

  ★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Trip balls, kill and eat baby, see dead mother, go blind, set self on fire ✅
  That makes this movie sound cool but it absolutely wasn’t don’t bother. Y’all love to watch a slow burn where nothing happens and pretend it’s deep. Shits just not good bruh.

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  Poison for the Fairies 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  All the adults faces being obscured until death is just a genius move. Incredible idc.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  This movie would be 5 stars if it wasn’t for that fucking mustache. 

  Gothic cinema is sooooo back!!!!! Eggers is a cinematic genius of this generation. His ability to be period accurate while still being engaging, grotesque and artistic is truly amazing. Set, lighting, costume and makeup all shined and deserve awards. As does Lily Rose who gave the best performance of her career and honestly in any movie I’ve seen this year. The pacing and cinematography was magnetic and…

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  The Sadness 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 16 May 2022

  Utterly vile and depraved. I loved it. 
  Fast paced, no second to rest, saying “oh NOOOOOO” every 15 minutes type shit. The effects are disgustingly perfect - I haven’t been thrilled with gore like this in so long. Chunky, splattery goodness. 🥰🥰🥰 The dialogue is cringeworthy as well. Just an all around good time fuck fest of nasty.

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