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  Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines 2003

  ★ Watched 26 Aug 2023

  Genuinely could not give a shit. Just like everyone involved in this film.

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  Van Helsing 2004

  ★★★½ Rewatched 03 May 2023

  Better than the novelisation

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  Godzilla vs. Kong 2021

  ★½ Watched 09 Apr 2023

  With every passing minute of this film I only had two thoughts 1. 'I wish I was watching Pacific Rim, that's a great film' and 2. 'Kyle Chandler has as much charisma and presence as a damp piece of cardboard'.
  The best I can say about this is that it's better than Godzilla King of the Monsters but that's not really anything to be proud of

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  World War Z 2013

  ★ Rewatched 22 Jan 2023

  Completely forgettable. Watched it when it was released and decided to rewatch as realised I couldn't remember anything that happened. Shouldn't have bothered rewatching

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