Favorite films

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  So exhilarating that I feel like I could run a marathon after. I'm not going to, but...

  When I look at the incredibly weak slate of films in the Best Picture pool this year, Challengers being snubbed is all the more egregious.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  But will audiences of this era be able to relate to characters faced with voting for the lesser evil of two terrible candidates?

Popular reviews

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  Scream 7 2026

  ½ Added

  I suppose a slasher franchise WOULD fire a lead actress for being against genocide. They love killing innocent people.

  Fuck this franchise, fuck this studio, fuck everyone that is complicit in modern day McCarthyism.

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  The Amazing Spider-Man 2012

  ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Dec 2021 2

  Listen up nerds, Andrew Garfield is the best Spiderman. I was worried I had nostalgia goggles on like you losers do with Tobey, but no. Genuinely great performance. Great action. Sass befitting Spiderman. Motherfucking GWEN STACY. The best Aunt May (aside from Spiderverse). Lizard isn't the best villain, sure, but that library fight? Perfect.

  If this movie has a flaw, it's a serious lack of J. Jonah Jameson. But put some respect on my boy Andrew's name.

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