Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  He's Just Not That Into You 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025 1

  This was educational, truly. Should be shown in every classroom. I stared at the ceiling for a prolonged period of time and blocked people after the credits. 
  All hail Drew Barrymore.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Jaiden and I cried laughing this was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. I hate gore so I didn’t look at the screen for most of it but damn did I have a good time cackling at this objectively stupid movie.
  I wonder if I was a twin if I’d be the good one or the evil one

Popular reviews

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  The Hollywood Knights 1980

  ★★½ Watched 29 Apr 2023

  My dad picks the dumbest movies

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  Little Ashes 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2022

  So incredibly gay. So artsy. So much Robert Pattinson. 
  This movie was right up my alley, I must admit.

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