I appreciate this movie so much more at 32 than when I first saw it at 22. I just wish it wasn’t held up as Good Representation™ in contrast to 50 Shades and was allowed to be a piece of surreal, horny art that beautifully articulates a feeling.

Making Benedick this dully obnoxious would be an accomplishment if that vibe didn’t come so naturally to Branagh.

I had to see at least one bad movie before the end of the month! Things I wrote down while watching:
- Gen X midlife crisis sponsored by Modelo.
- Literally what couples therapist wouldn’t have suggested divorce for two years?
- The dispensary robbing scene! PLEASE 😭
- 87 minutes too long

This movie has it all! Japanese cowboys, yolk play, and several minutes of breastfeeding. Love!