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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★½ Watched 17 Dec 2022

  Longest video game cutscenes I've ever seen.  It felt like there were some quick time event opportunities, but never saw any prompts.  Never even got to spawn or play at the end...  Frame rate was good though.  Don't think it dropped below 60.  Specs???

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  Soul 2020

  Watched 25 Dec 2020

  I'm sorry but I can't get past the plot hole of what happened to Mr. Mittens the cat.  When Joe's soul took over Mr. Mittens's cat body Mr. Mittens' soul was sent up to the "great beyond" aka elevator to heaven from which you don't come back.  Then when 22 and Joe's souls were pulled from Joe's body and Mr. Mittens cat body, Joe's soulless body fell onto the ground while Mr. Mittens cat body was still alive and ran back to its owner. SO WHOS SOUL IS CONTROLLING MR. MITTENS? IS HE A SOULLESS DEMON CAT NOW? I DEMAND TO KNOW!

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  Leviathan 2012

  ★½ Watched 26 Mar 2018

  They should have named the movie "GoPro_Fishing.mp4"

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  Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 2017

  ½ Watched 11 Nov 2017

  Absolute worst movie I've ever seen. An embarrassingly bad screenplay, cringeworthy dialogue, horrible acting performances (especially by Dane DeHaan), surprisingly misogynistic, boring sound design and glaringly obvious and inaccurate ADR. Sadly the only skillful performance in the entire movie is Rihanna's 2 minute dance sequence which seems so out of place in what I thought was a kid's movie. Now I don't know who this was for. The film also tangents so frequently I feel like Luc Besson was either…

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