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Borderlands 2024
I thought all the extremely negative reviews were just fans being hyperbolic, but no. This movie is so bad it brought back memories of my time as a Liberian child soldier under the command of Solidus Snake. The blood of my sins cannot be washed clean. The taint of Eli Roth’s Borderlands will forever blacken my soul. This is not a case of “so bad it’s good!” this is just Bad. An insult to life. An abomination in the eyes of gods and men.
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Challengers 2024
Everyone is great but this movie could have been cut by an hour if every other scene weren’t some sexy steamy slow motion walk through a hallway.
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Monkey Man 2024
watched Dev Patel learn how to kill cops from his transgender life coach, 10/10
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