Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Next 365 Days 2022

  Watched 22 Aug 2022

  50 Shades of Grey if it was a Netflix original but somehow with more sex

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  Dogs Don't Wear Pants 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Jul 2021 2

  There weren’t any dogs

Popular reviews

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  iParty with Victorious 2011

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Jun 2020 2

  An excellent crossover event that blends the worlds of the two greatest Nickelodeon ensembles through the scandalous cheating of one mischievous teen boy. 

  The film climaxes with the epitome of the teenage dream; a party at a famous rappers house with friends both new and old. Live DJing, rap battles, playing arcade games, relaxing in a jacuzzi and drinking (PG 13 non-alcoholic) the night away. Clearly inspired by Dan Scheinders love for 1980s teen movies. Most evident in the Victorious…

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  The Cat in the Hat 2003

  Watched 24 Feb 2020

  An absolute surrealist nightmare. A descent in the void. A confrontation with the oblivion.

  Film is dark, sick, twisted. I’m with a crowd of fellow critics right now, running through the streets of Venice just screaming. Hollering. My legs are tired. We’ve been doing this for hours. Mike Myers is an Oscar contender.

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