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  Jungle Cruise 2021

  ★★ Watched 06 Aug 2021

  There's a guy made of bee
  The monkeys are set free
  The boys are in search of a tree
  Sequels? Probably three.

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  Mamaboy 2016

  ½ Watched 26 Jun 2021

  This is the worst movie. Animal abuse by having the poor monkey in it. Don't watch it. You'll be a worse person after being in the same room during its insultingly extensive runtime.

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  Space Chimps 2008

  ★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2020

  They really did went and put my boys up in space.

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  Funky Monkey 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2020 1

  I've never been so appalled. I couldn't finish this film. Halfway through, I was in tears. Not happy tears. They were sad tears. Tears that dribbled like rain from my eyes that had just witnessed Funky Monkey onto an earth that I realized will never appreciate Funky Monkey. Appalled at humanity, I had no choice but to consume the human embryo I was saving for new years.

  If you have yet to see Funky Monkey, it's not because you're a…

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