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Moneyball 2011
This was playing on the Dartmouth Coach. First time seeing it since theaters, if you don't count my canonization as Allegra's friend that can't stop watching Moneyball Clips on TikTok.
For me, this will always be THE Brad Pitt movie. His others movies, whichever ones like you more, have more objective strengths; this one is all fumes and charm and baseball. And how can you not be romantic about baseball?
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BlackBerry 2023
Director Matt Johnson did a Q&A at IFC after—which spilled out to him just hanging out on 6th Ave—that clarified a lot of things I felt watching this movie. None of these quotes are literally accurate (do you think I'm the kind of guy who brings a notebook to movies?) but they are vibrationally accurate, like the film.
On copyright: "I specifically tried to violate as many people's copyright as possible. It sucks when you're watching a movie and they're…
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Conclave 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A year or two ago my friend Ryan wrote that the Swaggy Balenciaga AI Pope (sorry if this is the first you're hearing about that) fooled so many people because "the pope aesthetically exists in the same uncanny valley as most AI art." Conclave has as a similar relationship to Catholicism's visual grammar: the hotel rooms that evidently exist within the Vatican would not be out of place in a spaceship; the conclave all eat in their matching robes in…
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