some general notes:
- you REALLY can’t watch this one without subtitles, it will make no sense
- these are the most british german people ive ever seen
- i watched this half drunk alone in a theatre making out with a beautiful woman at 3 am so i don’t think i can really comment on it
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Nosferatu 2024
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Babygirl 2024
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listen maybe im too asexual to be saying this but i feel like if you’re gonna make a movie about kink where the main character has a whole monologue about how she feels sick for her desire… you should probably have her sexual desires be more than like. liking to be upside down during sex
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My Little Pony: Equestria Girls 2013
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Barbie 2023
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my thoughts on barbie. wow
I saw the Smurf movie with my family way back when it first came out. Don’t worry if you’ve never seen it — it’s not really worth seeing. The only thought I had on it coming out of the theater was “oh sick panic at the disco was in the credits scene” because I was 12 and convinced I was emo.
Anyway, I promise this ties into Barbie. If you’ve never seen the Smurf movie,…
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