I closed my eyes and held right on the remote and this is what was selected when I opened them. Josh Hartnet kills a plane-full of assassins with martial arts and every manner of improvised weapon while getting the shit beaten out of him. Gotta admit, I kinda like that stuff. It's also zany and kooky and there's jokes and stuff that makes you go what da heck? and I hated most of it, but there were a few things…
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Love Hurts 2025
Feels like the result of a dozen favors getting called in. No one really wanted to make this, but they had to because a handful of people were owed something by another handful of people. It's barely anything on its own. Just a byproduct of the movie business. Industrial waste. It's clear at least a few people were having fun making it though and so it isn't just pure slop. It's kind of vaguely entertaining about 30% of the time, but mostly it just feels like this thing needed to be out the door, in theaters, and forgotten as quick as possible.
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Reno 911!: Miami 2007
The fact that Reno 911 has left our cultural consciousness is a tragedy.
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Fire of Love 2022
At the end of this movie I asked myself what did I learn? As far as Maurice and Katia Krafft go I learned they were volcanologists who loved volcanoes, travelled around the world to see them, took tons of pictures and shot tons of footage, published books and films, went on TV, and then died in an eruption. You learn that Maurice very seriously dreamed of riding a canoe down a lava flow, and once took a cheap raft onto…
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