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Recent reviews

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★ Watched 10 Mar 2025 1

  What a piece of fuckin garbage 😭

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  We can figure out what this movie means guys, all we need is a ouija board and a therapist

Popular reviews

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  Wolf Man 2025

  ★ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  I don’t even have a quip or funny line. 
  What a garbage fucking movie. They threw a dart at a dartboard with a bunch of metaphors on it, then had to change the entire lore to fit it. Dog soldiers did the fight for survival werewolf movie better. 2010 Wolfman did the father son werewolf movie better, and that movies not good either. Every other werewolf movie ever did the “good guy becomes werewolf” movie better. A werewolf movie with no lore. No good transformation scenes. And the biggest sin is how do you make a werewolf movie BORING?! That is the films single accomplishment

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2025

  As much of a messy bitch as Denzel was in gladiator 2….
  These boys turn it up a notch

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