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  • Black Narcissus

    ★★★★

  • Cuckoo

    ★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

  • Single All the Way

    ★★

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    Eggers’ acuity cannot be understated. His understanding of the bastard child of the Stoker Estate seemingly transcends the tale itself. The first retelling since the 1922 iteration of the film that I think wholly captures the ominous and foreboding nature of the titular beast, akin to the enigma of death itself. 

    What’s so intoxicating about Nosferatu that I believe too many vamp titles seldom capitalize on is the slow-burning, plague-like influence of vampirism. It’s as much of a spiritual affliction…

  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    ★★

    Ass

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  • Heat

    Heat

    ★★★★★

    My God, I have GOT to put a team together and score big.

  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★½

    Where do I even begin. The opening scenes of the film really set the tone, instilling the nostalgic charms of the timeless masterpieces. The story was delicately crafted with deliberate callbacks to earlier installations in the franchise, without it feeling like Romulus’ identity was being hijacked. There are endless possibilities to explore when working within the largely forgiving parameters of cosmic horror, and Fede did not capitulate his creativity; rather, he let it blossom in the wake of decades worth…

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