Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ted 2012

  ★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  parsnip 😭

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 28 Dec 2024 1

  furry keanus reeves + sonic let’s fucking go 10/10

Popular reviews

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★½ Rewatched 23 Jul 2024 2

  glenn powell unfortunately did not get naked but he was wet in a white shirt so ig good enough

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  Team America: World Police 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Sep 2024

  We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-ll is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes — assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much…