Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Piece By Piece 2024

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  i really tried to gaf but unfortunately i just did not gaf. why did this happen

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  like sorry i just can’t be mad at feathers mcgraw

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024 1

  patrick was such an ass but tashi said he had a big penis and i would like that to be proven

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  i wanted them to make orloks nails soooooo much nastier like diva needed to distress those press ons. the first half made me a lil sleepy but then wow wow wow. lily rose depp is incredible. i <3 costumes. some transition shots were kinda corny but cinematography overall was insane. could’ve been hornier. ambler theatre popcorn is SOOOOO ass.