Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  Creepy tea…

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Jul 2024 2

  longlegs was kinda cunty…

Popular reviews

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  No One Lives 2012

  ★ Watched 01 Apr 2023

  literally how and why was this made… very confusing, insanely AWFUL dialogue, juggles way too many characters which is unneeded anyway because the only somewhat likeable one ( amber ) dies, no clear sense of plot or setting… main girl emma literally had the personality and presence of a rock the way she just stood there staring vacantly at any given moment, or screaming ARGH ARGH over and over like a seal who smoked 7 packs of cigarettes whenever she was attacked. unintentionally funny tho with some nice gore effects that netted it half a star instead of being 0.5

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  Black Mirror: Mazey Day 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Jun 2023

  as a black mirror fan i wanna rate this a 2 because it literally feels like it does not belong in this show at all… but judging from my movie taste outside of this show i love this and have to rate it a 4 despite how slow it was for the first like 3/4s but when shit hits the fan its really great