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Muppets Most Wanted 2014
constantine was p funny for the first half hour i guess but if i want to see a muppets movie where they go to london to stop a jewel thief and kermit has an identical twin i will watch THEE GREAT MUPPET CAPER tyvm
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How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World 2019
guy at dreamworks: sir? toothless, a giant dragon who can basically shoot nuclear bombs from his fucking mouth, needs a heterosexual romance
dreamworks ceo: okay….but we gotta know she’s Female, do u understand? ….she needs smoother scales…smaller ears…magenta scales around the top of her eyes because we need to be reminded that she still wears makeup even tho she’s a giant fucking dragon
guy at dreamworks: should we make her white, sir?
dreamworks ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife
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Chris Fleming: Showpig 2018
CHRIS THE NEIGHBORS WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'RE TRANS WRITE BACK DAD
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