Zach a.m.

Zach a.m.

Movies, they're literally all we have. But are they any good?

Favorite films

  • Miami Vice
  • Predator
  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence
  • The Searchers

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★★

  • Kraven the Hunter

  • The Blues Brothers

    ★★★★

  • The Gorge

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★★

    Oooooorrrrrgggggyyyyyyyy

    This movie is to billionaire perverts what Fight Club is to dudes who work in the mail room.

  • Kraven the Hunter

    Kraven the Hunter

    garbage without redemption.

    here are the lyrics to Toto's 1982 hit "Africa" - just something white people did with Africa that's more entertaining this.

    Hear the drums echoing tonight
    But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
    She's comin' in, 12:30 flight
    Her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation

    I stopped an old man along the way
    Hopin' to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
    He turned to me as if to say…

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  • Climax

    Climax

    ★★★★½

    Terrible experience watching this. Kind of hated it.

    About half the movie is guttural screaming, people shrieking in horror - in fright - in pain.

    Most of the scenes are lit in either a bright, painful red, or a nauseating green.

    There's about five minutes dedicated to inane party gossip, that's mainly guys talking about how they want - and are going - to fuck everyone around them.

    The last few minutes are shot upside down, and there are so…

  • Groundhog Day

    Groundhog Day

    ★★★★

    Seemed a bit repetitive.