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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★½ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  Kept waiting for the count to teach us some numbers but he forgot about his day gig this movie

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  Iron Man 3 2013

  ★ Watched 18 Mar 2024

  Why couldn't they have just called it quits after Tony nukes all his suits?

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  Nope 2022

  ★ Added

  Wow, this movie is way too over hyped. Has a decent sense of humor at times, but naming your film after a joke you bash the viewers over the head with that's completely irrelevant to your concept is just the tip of bullshit I hated about it. Marketing this film as horror was entirely a miss in my book, with no true suspense ever being built up to hold you in. Lackluster performances from pretty much all actors, but with a plot that underwritten, what can you expect? Gotta love the balloon animal gone wrong flashing its peacock feathers at its victims. Real fucking spooky.

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★ Added

  People who jerk off this film need to take off the nostalgia glasses lol. Yet another marvel film that uses 3 hours to accomplish absolutely nothing! Oh no the world knows I'm spiderman, guess I'll dick around with the villians and spidies from the past 10 years and then have the world's memory reset. Wow. I'm so over these remember when cash grabs that you morons eat up

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