My first instinct was to praise the movie for using actual graduates from the RTA program but really if they did anything less I would have booed the hell out of it.

Honestly the most effective use of its CGI gimmick is in the cocaine scenes, because I am all out of sympathies watching yet another white boy twat overdose on party drugs but jesus christ I was so terrified I was about to watch a chinpanzee die of a sweaty heart attack every time he snorts another line. Ingenious concept and masterfully used.

Very proud of Patrick for making a movie that's almost the length of a Sarah Z video essay.

It is not advisable to put "samurai" in the title if the majority of your cast is incapable of swinging a sword.