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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Are you for fucking real? ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL.

  Two Robert Pattinsons and a Naomi Ackie and we don’t get an explicit bisexual threeway? Bull. Shit. I want the money I didn’t spend on this movie ticket back and I demand a rewrite.

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  Cars 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Not me getting genuinely emotional during this watch. Fine, you got me; it WAS me getting genuinely emotional during this watch.

Popular reviews

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  Singin' in the Rain 1952

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 16 Apr 2024

  Always the fucking banger, I don’t get tired of this movie.

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  The Goonies 1985

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Jan 2025

  This just in; the Goonies has been named the best adventure movie of all time.

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